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1)In the middle of class, run to the middle of the room screaming, ''I'm on fire!'' Roll around vigorously. 2) Get up to sharpen your pencil as much as possible. 3) Ask your teacher how good their spouse was last night. 4) Talk in a strong English accent. 5) Walk into class halfway through, saying, ''Aren't you glad I decided to come today?'' 6) In the middle of a lesson, jump up holding a Game Boy above your head and scream, ''I win!'' 7) Pick your nose, show it to your friends and say... Read More

Q: Why didn't the Skeleton climb the mountain? A: Because he didn't have the gluts.

The three latest stupid technological discoveries: 1.) Solar powered flashlights. 2.) Inflatable dartboards. 3.) Helicopter ejection seats.... Read More

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