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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
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At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper.
She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"
Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your pussy today!" ... Read More

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A maid asks for a pay rise.“Why do you deserve one?” asks the lady of the house.“Well, there are three reasons,” replies the maid, “Firstly, I iron better than you.”“Who said that you iron better?” asks the lady of the house.“Your husband said so,” replies the maid. “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”“Nonsense,” says the lady of the house, “Who said you are a better cook than me?”“Your husband,” replies the maid. “And the third reason is... Read More

A blonde was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?""Yes," she answered, "Do you need a lift?""Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the z... Read More

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