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Santa: It is shameful to me that I am a homosexual now!

Santa’s Wife: How?

Santa: I have sex only at home.

Santa’s Wife: Thank God! I am not like that…

Santa: In all the AIDS campaign they said have safe sex, but
what is safe sex?

Banta: Sex is safe when wife stays out of the home…

Lady golfer storms angrily into club house.

Golf PRO: What's wrong?

Lady: Got stung by a bee.

PRO: Where?

Lady: Between the 1st and 2nd hole!

Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son?

B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items
n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual
haoens at home.

Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife
daily, didnt come today.

Santa: Please give me a condom; I want to gift it to my Girl
Friend.

Shopkeeper: Should I cover it with a gift wrapper?

Santa: Oh No, that is the cover, I have the gift!

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual
happens at home.

Banta send and SMS after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didn’t
come today.

Banta wanted Twins. So what did he do?

He made two Holes in the Condom.

Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said:
Fire in air if ur
wife is virgin, shoot her if not.

Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

Santa on a blind date with a foreign girl. 

Santa: Do u object 2 have sex?

Girl: That's something I've never done.

Santa: What! You are a Virgin?

Girl: No, Never Objected!

Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream
between ur
legs?

Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between
urs.

Jokes Courtesy from SantaBanta.com