Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

U R the one who is CHARMING 

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT 

U R the one who is CUTE and 

I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :

“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest

and please give him some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doctor, when should I give pills to him?

Doctor: Those pills are for you.!!

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest

and take these sleeping pills.

Wife: Doctor, when should I give pills to him?

Doctor: Those pills are for you.!!

SILENCE

Is d best Answer

for all questions

SMILE

Is d best Reaction

in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In

any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

Q: Why dogs don't marry? 

A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

Teacher:

What should be in a

book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:

A girl on the cover

and

no cover on the girl.

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night

and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,

hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Do you Like me as I am??

Or do I haVe to

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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

Boy-"Dear, look into my eyes,

what do you see?

Tell me quickly!"

Girl-"TRUE LOVE"

Boy-"oye!True love wali,

kachara gaya hai, jaldi phunk mar