CONGRATS.

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X

S - SMILE

E - ENERGY

X - XCITEMENT 

so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.  

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Come here,

take off urs pants

and 

knickers,

get on top of me,

enjoy until u get satisfied, 

loving urs.....toilet!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..

cold,naked,thinking of u,

missing ur warmth, 

ur soft touch against my skin.

Where were u lastnite,

my lovely pyjamas

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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I really deeply wish tat u r here with mein my room.

on my bed & lights r off & we get under the cover together..

2 show u my glowing the dark watch.

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He came at night, 

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me, 

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left, 

i was hurt,

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Very good!

Intelligent Ho!

Tomorrow we'll learn A-B-C-D ...

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What is the height of Flirting?        

When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};

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darling

ru know full fom of DARLING ?

D = dear

A = always

R = remembar

L = love

I = is

N = not

G = game

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