Q: What did the gangster’s son

tell his dad when he

failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me

for 3 hours but

I didn’t tell them anything.”

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Boy n Girl in a HOTEL

Boy: I Love U

Girl: But, I don’t Love U

Boy: Think again..

Girl: I told u, No

Boy: Waiter,

Bring separate bills for us.

Girl : I Love u 2!

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Girl: Tum din mein

kitni bar shave karte ho?

Boy: Taqreeban 30 bar.

Girl: kya tum pagal ho?

Boy: Nahi main NAAI hoon

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi

Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue):

Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ?

Meri taraf dekho.

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lol