Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to china to find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,

but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so? "It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.

 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

hahahahahaah

pikcy-p where r u from ???????.........

i thnk she iz from outer planets

ya i think so....